believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun
I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
bro do you realize you met aliens
not unusual for a kmart
If you have ever wondered how a dragon and a gremlin play together, look no further.
the young challenger has the advantage of speed on their side, but the Gentle Alien has the advantage of Eternity
you know what’s so fucking hot… being able to have open healthy communication and feeling understood, validated and appreciated. ughhhh fuck yeah
disease-danger-darkness-silence:
The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you don’t have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether that’s in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you aren’t good enough for any of that.
“It’s not the illness,” it says, “You feel this way because it’s who you are.”
Me: I can’t get out of bed today, what is wrong with me. I’m so lazy and terrible and I am a huge flake and there has got to be something wrong with me.
My brain: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
If men stopped working…the world would continue on.
If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.
What?
there has been an instance where this happened.
it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.
working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.
you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day.
iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly.
so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world.
is your astonishment solved now?yES
Very true.
people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??
^
Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it.
a list of careers to consider:
- rural goat herder
- tarot card reader
- beetroot farmer
- forest witch
- herb collector
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets
i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse
please share with us the secrets
鹿児島市平川動物公園さんのツイート: “よく冷え込んだ朝、獣舎の池の前で丸くて黒い物体を発見しました。よ~く見るとそれはヒーターの入った石の上で丸くなったクロヒョウのスーの姿でした★… ”
Hirakawa Zoo, Kagoshima : “One chilly morning, we found a black, rounded object in front of the pond in one of the animal cages. Upon closer inspection, it turns out to be our panther, Sue, curled up on top of the rock covering the heater. ★… ”
All cats is the same
Some of you are waiting until you’re skinny to live your best life and I need you to STOP!
This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes
wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen